Description
Opening
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here today. I know you’ve probably heard a hundred pitches about the next “big thing” in food. But this one… this one is different. It’s called TMD Fried Chicken. Yes, you heard me right: TMD. For those of you who are fluent in Mandarin, you’ll know what that means. For those who don’t, let’s just say it’s got a… colorful meaning. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s exactly how you’ll feel after trying our fried chicken – Ta Ma De, that’s good!
The Concept
So, why TMD Fried Chicken? Because everyone out there claims to have “the best” fried chicken, right? But how many of them offer 20 unique flavors? That’s right, we’ve gone overboard. While others settle for basic seasoning, we’re like, "Screw it, why not give you 20 options?" You’ll try one flavor and think, “TMD, that was amazing.” Then, you’ll come back for the next flavor and say, “TMD, this one’s even better!”
But wait, there’s more. What pairs perfectly with bold, flavorful fried chicken? Beer. Cold, refreshing beer. Because, honestly, what’s better than sitting down with friends, complaining about life, and saying “TMD” over a plate of delicious chicken and a cold pint? It’s the perfect stress-reliever after a long day of “I can’t believe this happened.”
The Market
Now, here’s the thing—people are done with boring food. They’re not just eating for the sake of it anymore. They want flavors that make them say, "TMD, I didn’t know this could be so good!" And that’s where we come in. We’re targeting everyone who is tired of the same old meals and ready for a kick in the taste buds.
We know the fried chicken market is saturated, but let’s be real: nobody’s doing it like TMD Fried Chicken. With our outrageous flavors and beer pairing, we’re creating a dining experience that’s as bold and unfiltered as our name.
Why TMD Fried Chicken?
Let me give it to you straight:
20 Unique Flavors – Yeah, you’ll try to pick a favorite, but good luck with that. Every time you think you’ve found “the one,” another flavor’s gonna come along and make you question your loyalty.
Beer and Chicken – It’s the most obvious pairing since, well, ever. And yet, no one is doing it quite like this. TMD, we’re ahead of the curve.
The Brand – You think people aren’t going to talk about TMD Fried Chicken? They’ll love the food, but they’ll also love saying, “Hey, let’s grab some TMD chicken!” It’s memorable. It’s viral. It’s the kind of name that people will shout when their team loses or when they miss the last train. And then they’ll think, “Well, now I need some fried chicken.”
The Ask
We’re not just asking for your money; we’re asking you to be part of something that’s going to make people laugh, curse, and crave all at once. We’ve already laid the groundwork: we’ve secured our Singapore Food Agency (SFA) license, renovation plans are in full swing, and the beer license is approved! Now, all we need is your support to launch TMD Fried Chicken in style. We’re raising funds to perfect our recipes, execute a marketing strategy that’ll grab attention, and get people shouting our name across the city.
Conclusion
TMD Fried Chicken isn’t for everyone. It’s for those who want to break the mold. It’s for those who want to have a little fun with their food. It’s for people who are ready to say, “TMD, I need more of this.” So if you’re ready to be part of something bold, something different, something that’ll make everyone laugh and love it at the same time, then join us.
TMD – because sometimes, that’s all you need to say.
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